Sign #473 of the Apocalypse
Dear Hearts and Gentle People,
I did it. I bought an e-reader. A Kindle, to be specific, and I still feel kind of dirty and ashamed. It’s not here yet. Will it arrive wrapped in brown paper, so none of my neighbors will suspect?
As one of my friends said, I’ve gone over to the Dark Side.
Oh, well. I hear they have cookies.
Nikki “The Technophobe” Loftin