Nikki Loftin

What Happens in Las Vegas…

When I was a little girl, whenever anyone mentioned the words “Las Vegas” around my grandma, she would practically spit out the words, “Trashy town! Trashy people!”
I asked her when she had been to Vegas. She acted like I had asked when she had been a hooker.
“Las Vegas?! I would NEVER go to Las Vegas. Trashy town!” Yadayada.

So when I took Grandma to lunch yesterday for an early Mother’s Day, I didn’t bother to tell her I was going to Vegas on Monday.
Wouldn’t want her to die of shame, right? I mean , she’s 89. The shock could kill her.

And no, I’m not going to gamble. I “lose” enough just submitting my work! So, I’ll be back in a while, ready to post about the den of vice and depravity that will be my home for the next few days….

Hey! One piece of news! I was invited to write a “Kids Cooking”-type column for a new e-zine. I’ll link to the first issue when it happens, which should be in August. Of course, I wrote it with my own special brand of humor….

This entry was posted on Saturday, May 9th, 2009 at 8:08 pm and is filed under Essays, Family News, Miscellaneous. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

One Response to “What Happens in Las Vegas…”

  1. wa
    1:07 pm on May 10th, 2009

    Hey, Nikki! Thanks so much for the comment on my blog. I remember reading your piece in Parentwise this month–very funny.

    We’ll have to have coffee some time & talk about writing. And/or Matthew McConaughey and all of the sacks of, um, poop in the PTA.

    Best,
    Wendi

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